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PostPosted: Sun Dec 22, 2002 3:15 pm
by Dreamer
hehehe good one :)

PostPosted: Sun Dec 22, 2002 8:29 pm
by Capricorn
My son's comment was " Well now they can have safe sex!"...hadn't thought of that one! :wink:

PostPosted: Tue Dec 24, 2002 3:31 pm
by Dreamer
A saleswoman is driving across northern Arizona when she sees a Navajo
woman hitchhiking. Because the trip has been long and quiet, she stops,
and the Navajo woman climbs in. During their small talk, the Navajo
woman glances at a brown bag on the front seat between them.

"That's a bottle of wine," the saleswoman explains. "I got it for my
husband."

The Navajo woman is silent for a few miles, nods several times, then
says, "Good trade."

PostPosted: Tue Dec 24, 2002 9:17 pm
by Capricorn
Hehe!... good exchange!

PostPosted: Sat Dec 28, 2002 7:06 pm
by bingholic98
boy these are good :lol: wish I could remember jokes. I'll just keep reading everyone elses. Good topic cap.

PostPosted: Sun Dec 29, 2002 11:42 am
by Capricorn
NOTICE IN THE LAUNDERMAT

AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES

PLEASE REMOVE ALL CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT! :shock:

PostPosted: Sun Dec 29, 2002 8:12 pm
by RinRin
If "con" is the opposite of "pro", then what is the opposite of "PROgress"?

:D

*RinRin*

PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2002 5:43 am
by Capricorn
Haha! good one RinRin! :lol:

PostPosted: Sun Jan 05, 2003 12:00 am
by Dreamer
Two little potatoes are standing on the street corner.
How can you tell which one is the prostitute?


It's the one with the little sticker that says IDAHO

PostPosted: Sun Jan 05, 2003 4:23 pm
by Capricorn
Hahahaha!!! :lol: ... took me a minute to figure that one out...good one Dreamer!! :lol: