Posted:
Sun Dec 22, 2002 8:29 pm
by Capricorn
My son's comment was " Well now they can have safe sex!"...hadn't thought of that one!
Posted:
Tue Dec 24, 2002 3:31 pm
by Dreamer
A saleswoman is driving across northern Arizona when she sees a Navajo
woman hitchhiking. Because the trip has been long and quiet, she stops,
and the Navajo woman climbs in. During their small talk, the Navajo
woman glances at a brown bag on the front seat between them.
"That's a bottle of wine," the saleswoman explains. "I got it for my
husband."
The Navajo woman is silent for a few miles, nods several times, then
says, "Good trade."
Posted:
Sat Dec 28, 2002 7:06 pm
by bingholic98
boy these are good
wish I could remember jokes. I'll just keep reading everyone elses. Good topic cap.
Posted:
Sun Dec 29, 2002 11:42 am
by Capricorn
NOTICE IN THE LAUNDERMAT
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES
PLEASE REMOVE ALL CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT!
Posted:
Sun Dec 29, 2002 8:12 pm
by RinRin
If "con" is the opposite of "pro", then what is the opposite of "PROgress"?
*RinRin*
Posted:
Sun Jan 05, 2003 12:00 am
by Dreamer
Two little potatoes are standing on the street corner.
How can you tell which one is the prostitute?
It's the one with the little sticker that says IDAHO
Posted:
Sun Jan 05, 2003 4:23 pm
by Capricorn
Hahahaha!!!
... took me a minute to figure that one out...good one Dreamer!!