Already among us alien life lurks
but the female intuition has it perks
and they know exactly how the other half works
in earthbound men and their many quirks!

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They took away his teddy bear
and left a child with his blank stare.
He grew up to become a worthless thug
by missing the comfort of a hug!

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Random was his morbid quest.
They had brought him harm like all the rest
so blood would flow as his finger shook
and he chose a name from the telephone book.

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The mail was delivered and the milkman came.
The amorous housewife had won acclaim
and her husband was oblivious to more of the same
as the plumber and electrician also made their claim!

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His mood is foul and he cannot stop
another silly tourist from climbing on top
and it's true, by nature, he is a grump
so please don't touch this camel's hump!

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