"Wow, I can't believe they are really having a parade for today.This is quite a special occasion, Oh happy day "said Doctor Catsburgers receptionist as she carried the cooler full of ice to the curb and set it down behind the police line tape.
The sun sat high in the sky as Johnny Hollywood worked frantically on the parade car to get it right for the big parade Bertha painted up the colorful banners to go on the trailer and all the kids helped,after all it was "THE DAY THE LAST JOB IN AMERICA WENT TO AN ILLEGAL ALIEN PARADE" The people danced in the streets and the birds sang but the illegal aliens couldn't even go to the parade because they had to work that day but all of the American People were there present and accounted for.
Box Car Jesus, Doctor Catsburger, Johnny Hollywood and his stripping caseworker, Seizure Chords and Sweet Bertha and the rest sold hotdogs soda pop and fireworks from the "DAY THE LAST JOB IN AMERICA WENT TO AN ILLEGAL ALIEN PARADE Stand"
"its like a painting by that old dead guy showing how life is here so beautiful"Said Johnny Hollywoods stripping caseworker
Box Car Jesus, Doctor Catsburger, Johnny Hollywood and his stripping caseworker, Seizure Chords and Sweet Bertha and the rest all discussed whether or not they could go over the border to Canada and get some health coverage since the last job was taken in the United States by illegal aliens and welfare for the Americans don't cover going to a doctor for human beings just vetenarians who have only practiced on camels way back in their country,not people and most of the Doctors in the United States were not from the United States although thier education was here in the United States paid for by the people of the United States.
"Since the illegals they just swarm over the border in droves into the United States maybe we could just go over the border to a doctor up in Canada and get something for this headache that never goes away" ASKED THE CAT BOX CHRIST.
Box Car Jesus, Doctor Catsburger, Johnny Hollywood and his stripping caseworker, Seizure Chords and Sweet Bertha and the rest all discussed whether or not they could get a job in the United States if they left and came back pretending to be from some other country.
"What if they find out we are really American's and won't hire us here in the United States because of it?" they asked arguing the point back and forth.
"It seems the system is set up against the Americans having any kind of a job" said Berthas Mother as she joined the unemployed task force.
"Maybe our government just does not want us to work, they just want us to not work?" Questioned Box Car Jesus.
"Yeah, we give billions of dollars to all kinds of countries nobody ever heard of, maybe they want to just give us money instead of us having to work them jobs that is why they made it so we can not have a job, but every illegal alien that don't belong in this country has a job that I can't get and they get a welfare check too, they have a nice car and a nice place to live, what's that censorshit about?" asked Johnny Hollywoods caseworker as she removed her shirt to get a tan from the light of the television.
"Wow, we are just lucky to be able to celebrate this day together "The day the last job in the United States went to an illegal alien" said Box Car Jesus as he drank his beersch.
The dinner bell rang.
Box car Jesus, Doctor Catsburger, Johnny Hollywood, Seizure Chords and Sweet Bertha all planned to go to another country to become citizens so they could come back to the united states and get a job.
Doctor Catsburger, Johnny Hollywood, Seizure Chords and Sweet Bertha all ate the soup and pretended the burnt part that was stuck to the bottom was meat.
"Meat? the burnt part from the bottom where the great cook forgot to stir the dogdoo?" asked the critic that musta been raised up in a better trailer park.
"Since this was the day the very last job in the United States has been taken by an illegal alien what makes you think being from another country will get You a job here in the states? asked the crackwhore as she cleaned her crackpipe with vinegar
"It was my caseworkers ideal" said box car Jesus
"Don't You fret my little crackwhore as soon as we are illegals we will get a job for shure they will just simply let one of the pesky American citizens "go" as it were no worries" Johnny Hollywood said as he finished up his resume.
After vittles Doctor Catsburger, Johnny Hollywood, Seizure Chords and Sweet Bertha all rode the stage coach into town to find a job but had no luck because this is the day that the very last job in the United States was taken by an illegal alien from another country.
"What will we do when all the dogdoo soup runs out?" they asked each other.
"Maybe we should go stand guard at the border to make shure that the illegal aliens with all of the jobs in America don't leave with all of the United States Currency" said Box Car Jesus.
"What good would that do?" asked Johnny Hollywoods award winning landscaper.