Santa's Sins
18 January, 2006
Author: Mike
(CAUTION: Explicit content.)
I bet you hate Dasher,
Bet you killed him.
Bet you tore Dancer up
Limb by limb.
Bet you stabbed Prancer,
Bet you hurt him.
Bet you ripped Vixen's antlers off
And threw them in the ditch.
Bet you f*cked Comet,
The poor little mite.
Bet you shoved it right in,
Yeah, nice and tight.
Bet you despise Cupid,
Bastard reindeer.
Bet you put those big boots on
And kicked Donna in the rear.
Bet you murdered Blitzen,
The flying sack of sh*t.
Bet you beat his head in
With your damned walking stick.
Bet you took a shotgun
And put a hole in Rudolph's head.
Bet you turned that gun on yourself
And Christmas is now dead.
------- Author's Notes -------
Wrote this during the holidays, but I've been debating whether or not to submit it. I suppose I'll leave it up to Dreamer, eh? Sorry about the language/content.. |
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Comments on this poem/writing:
| Emma (86.1.48.222) -- Friday, January 27 2006, 05:10 pm I can feel the love, I really can.. I love how you write such joyful poems, they really touch my heart. Just amazing and extremely heart-touching Mike, the utter beauty of this poem gives me the flutters. "Bet you tore Dancer up, limb by limb." It really shows your emotions, and the whole devotion in that line is very clear to me that it almost brings a tear to my eye. Bravo, Mike, Bravo! Such a touching poem, full of love and graciousness. A poem of elegance, welldone! |
| Edna. (86.1.48.222) -- Friday, January 27 2006, 05:11 pm What a nutter.. xP |
| Mike (82.35.78.186) -- Tuesday, January 31 2006, 10:39 pm Pah, thanks for the sarcasm Emma. Was in a bad mood at the time.. |
| Emma (86.1.48.222) -- Sunday, February 5 2006, 12:26 am Haha, I love it really. xP I don't think my 8 year old cousin would appreciate it much though. |
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