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Here it is.
"Good Guy" vs "Bad Boy"
The problem with a "Good Guy" is he considers himself a "Good Guy".
This will make this "Good Guy" try way too hard.
Does this make us see you as weak?
Not neccesarily.
If you've got control of your life we understand you're just looking to get what you want.
It's not so much the nice gestures that turn us off.
We love and appreciate a door to be held open for us.
Or for a phonecall to be returned when stated.
What we don't like is feeling like your fist is shoved up our asses.
We don't like being clung too.
Static cling does not work well with laundry...
...Definitely not with people.
Don't give me everything you think I long and desire for at the beginning...
...What remains after that besides a fist up my ass?
Here is one thing "Good Guys" and "Bad Boys" have in common...
Neither of you listen to what we're actually saying, more so what you want to hear.
"My heart has been broken"
This, to me, means "There's a whole fucked up mess right here, not a good time"
It does not mean "Rescue me. Glue these pieces back together for me because I am incapable"
"I like you"
Tihis means..."I like you"
If more follows these words then there's more to it.
"I like you" does not mean "I need a relationship with you right now or my days will no longer matter"
No, that's love.
The moment a girl tells you she loves you, that's the moment you are allowed to insert fist up ass.
Now, the problem with a "Bay Boy".
This "Bad Boy" knows how to play the "In Between Perfect Man" women spend forever trying to find.
They know how to play it until they've got you hooked and have, themselves, inserted your fist up their asses.
Why someone would want to walk around with someone hanging from their colon is beyond me.
Not only is it cruel, it's pointless.
"Bad Boys" hear "My heart has been broken" and "I am vulnerable and willing to put up with anything.
...Same goes for "I like you"
And once they've clenched their asscheeks around our wrists they put us through that 'anything'.
So see "Good guys" we don't like the "Bad boys".
We're attracted to the "In between perfect man" he pretends he is.
"Good guys" are technically one step ahead of the "Bad boys" but they consider themselves too much of a "Good guy" to meet in the middle.
What would the middle have you do?
The same thing as a "Good guy".
With much less static cling, just a touch of swagger, and an open ear for what we want to say when we do.
You would then be the "In between perfect man".
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