Ever been a sweetheart for too long.
These are some disgruntled ramblings of a life's practical joke.

Judgemental check list:

-Does Alice Cooper makes you physically nauseous?
-Does it seem like everyone around you is really weird?
-Does it seems like aliens dropped you off on the wrong planet?
-Does it seem like the world is constantly stabbing you in the back every chance you get?
-Do you feel like everyone knows lots of things they expect you to know but don't want to teach you?
-Do you feel like everyone is constantly out to get you?
-Is kindness an oasis?
-Are having feelings against the law?
-Are you sick of jerks who think they know everything about you and that their right about everything?
-Do you think your boss worships satan?
-Do you suspect your family has little voodoo dolls of you?
-Are you tired of being perfect all the time?

If you have said yes to any of these questions don't be afraid,
according to my guaranteed scientific formula you are human being that is sane?
God-bless you, your going to need it!