To fall in love you must first make every mistake possible. To do this listen to your parents, the tv and "friends"and if they start making sense join the military I'm sure the drill sargeant understands. These people all know the way to absolute failure. Be encouraged when they look down on you that your not absolutely perfect in every possible way. These are like mysterious compliments in disguise. That's how they communicate feelings. Relate to them by looking down on others for their flaws. This is a form of love, you see eye to eye when there is a scapegoat. If you have noone to blame make friends with a homeless alcoholic this is the perfect person to take it out on. The homeless guy won't mind just take him to the chinese buffet. If they don't take the bait, demonstrate kindness to the homeless man. This infurates any know it all, warm fuzzy powers should take over from here. Now that everyone hates you, it's like an approval to be yourself. You now have a sarcastic permission to love and be loved. Now it is time to find love, don't look for it or it will never be there. Love is blind so you might want to close your eyes. Inner beauty is confusing because if their ugly doesn't make them beautiful inside. Odds are they are already spoken for, so raise your voice. They are probably pre-programmed to be treated like an absolute piece of crap. Don't be alarmed this is normal for them, they are professionals. Be clever this is the only way you will break the secret code into their psyches. Approach them absolutely lost and confused, act like you need directions. Check with her partner to make sure they give you wrong ones. This will be joke they might get it if you act completely clueless. The ice is offically broken, go in for the kill. Tell them your deathly sick and to meet you at the hospital alone. This like the first date, pretend nervous. If they love you they will come. Get a hug out of them let them feel your embrace, careful they may think your a hug conartist. Don't be like the evil hug lady, your sincere have no fear.
Next get a kiss this where the love really gets in them. Your a stranger so your her friend. Tell them they are beautiful. You should see a strange light in her eyes, this is where she truely sees you for the very first time. Capture her with your eyes. Look right in them they'll be tender so be patient. Don't say a word let them assume what's next, let the comfort consume her body. Let the moment rippen, gently get closer letting her love pull her forward. Then whamoo lay the knee shaker on her if her leg curls up goes up congratulations your in love.