Wow.... I am either really stupid,
very slow, or just freakin' out of it
(for about 55 or so years?)....
Turns out that back in high school
the girls really WERE upset
about their involuntary nipple erections!
They were embarrassed
when those perky little points
stood up and out.
Why, I don't know –
hell, they were something
to be proud of, I'd say.
When their headlights were on high beam,
the guys definitely noticed,
and that's what girls wanted –
to be noticed - right?
Remember the girls walking the halls
between classes
with their books and 3-ring binders
held to their chests?
It was all the fault of those pesky perky nipples!
Two of the cutest points of interest
in every schoolboy's bucket list,
and the girls did not like it
when they made their presence known.
How sad.

That being said,
did you know how many cheerleaders
would play with and pinch their breasts and nipples
just before bouncing out onto the field
to cheer and to be cheered on?
Most of them!
THERE, they WANTED their nips to point the way!
Go figure.

All these years later I finally learn
some of the fun secrets,
and it's such a shame,
as there are SO many lines I could have used
to get my face slapped back then,
but I just didn't know.
Damnit.

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