The Three Way Battle
Author: Shi


there was a fight that broke out
three different parts of the body wanted to shout
I want to rule this body
no I do, no I'm ruling this body

it was battle between the brain, heart and ass
none of them have been to body fuctioning class
they were born with the knowladge of knowing there job
they didn't know any one else cause they thought the were the star

the brain preached "I should rule this here body"
I am the brain I control the body
and all its parts
I am where the thought of the first step starts

the arms do not open doors unless I command it
it does not kick a ball unless I say kick
it won't open its mouth unless I say so
it won't think sexual unless I say so

aww shut up said the heart
with out me the body won't start
I give blood to you brain so that you make such dessions
let me stop pumping and poof goes all you wishies

I control the heat in the body
without me it boils over and you could say goodbye to your precious body
with out me this body would not function
let me rule with no objections

"hell no" i am the ass i get ran through the worst of sh*t
i'm next to musty sh*t
if i decided to stop working the body would get all stopped up
heart could do nothing but pump
nothing but hot air
and the brain would get confused all over the body standing up on end is all the hairs
brain you don't control me but with out my co-operation you'sa unlucky g

so i am taking contol of this body
and no one better dare to stop me
i am the ruler, i control it all
now how do you like being run by an ass yall


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Lady Eryemil ( -- Monday, March 22 2004, 12:21 am


Lol, there are not many witty poems here, I really liked it.
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