This exercise video covered new terrain
for you to grovel and eventually gain
the infinite wisdom of De Sade's disdain
with a strenuous workout and considerable pain!

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You look over her shoulder and she's unaware.
Since you've been gone it's too much to bear
but this memory lingers as you slowly come near
and slip your ghostly tongue into her ear!

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Gabriel's trumpet came into play
by heralding the theme to the Judgment Day
and a limited time offer of his CD
if you pledge right now and enter you plea!

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Always to hold you in my arms.
Always to be seduced by your inimitable charms
but man and beast have set off many alarms
by cohabitating freely on these funny farms!

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Proudly wearing your ten gallon hat
and back in the saddle to where it's at
as you ride all day well into the night
when Viagra helped you overcome your plight!

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