5 Creatures You Must Avoid
10 October, 2009
Author: Colin Stewart
Harry the Heckling Hyena:
He's the chronic offender in the back row.
Upon your deliberation he'll let you know
where to get off and where to go
and by the way it was a lousy show!
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Salacious Sammy the Snake:
He will slither and he will sneak
his webcam closer for a further peek
until your defenses are down and getting weak
with this declaration of your inner freak!
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Orinn the Ostrich of Denial:
This sad old world keeps getting in the way
so I stuck my head into a hole today
and cheered up because life could get worse
but sure enough tomorrow continued its curse!
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The Vain Hippo:
Without the aid of a mirror there was a dispute
that a hippopotamus can fall into ill repute
so he issued profanity in a defiant salute
when they ridiculed his Speedo bathing suit!
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Oscar the Osculating Ogre:
Just one kiss is all I ask.
Your charity required and I'll take off the mask.
Humiliation can be an arduous task
and in the glow of my homeliness you will bask!
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Comments on this poem/writing:
| Doug Dunigan (24.215.31.238) -- Sunday, October 11 2009, 09:57 am Neat Witty Satirical Epigram Man all the best to you |
| barb (67.58.197.120) -- Saturday, November 7 2009, 06:15 pm I've net every creature and you are right now I avoid them like the plague lol great analogy. |
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