Our Earthly Customs Baffle The Alien Mind: 5 Poems
12 December, 2009
Author: Colin Stewart
You Tube:
Of this You Tube we're still not quite sure!
It features inappropriate behavior without any cure
for an intolerant alien who is shy and demure
and frankly only suitable for what a jackass can endure!
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The Perfect Cup of Coffee:
The elusive search for this maverick bean
which would highlight any coffee machine
as the most perfect cup they've ever had
is a priority which aliens find rather sad!
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Noise Pollution:
The deafening silence of infinite space
has been lost to those who study the human race
when they issued the spectre of a failing grade
because the volume on earth was completely man-made!
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Clothes:
What kind of signals are they trying to send?
When will this madness ever end?
Degradation it seems has become their friend.
Clothes as a concept is a disturbing trend!
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The war we wage:
They've been through this so many times before
but the operative word is always 'more'
and so sloppy they no longer sweep the floor.
These careless custodians of perpetual war!
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Comments on this poem/writing:
| Ms sick (sic) again (187.42.7.238) -- Saturday, December 12 2009, 09:35 pm my alien mind needs all of them but one:the war...war only in bed:you grab your pillow, I grab mine and we will fight.Or maybe I will have to fight for my bra lollollol Where is it?lollollolol I betcha u know lollollollol |
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