How To Land A Husband
Author: Mark Spencer


Have you ever felt used by a man?
Chances are, you probably were.
But Iíve some inside information,
That I think, its time to confer.

This doesnít apply to every man,
Though it does if you think heís hot.
For I doubt that youíre the only one,
He gets that kind of thing a lot.

And the first thought that crosses his mind,
Isnít that youíd make a good wife.
He thinks of spending the night with you,
And then getting on with his life.

You may be looking for a partner,
While you dream of love and romance.
But the only thing heís dreaming of,
Is getting you out of your pants.

Do you think youíre a person to him,
That he wants to get to know you?
Does he stare at your beautiful mind?
Come on girls, he just wants to screw!

If you think thatís the way to win him,
Then youíre barking up the wrong tree.
If youíre good in bed, heíll stay awhile,
For as long as the sex is free.

If you start talking about marriage,
Heíll tell you what you want to hear.
While he searches for greener pastures,
Then one day, heíll just disappear.

If you want a man you can marry,
Then thereís a few things you should know.
Men will never trust or respect you,
If sex comes right after hello.

At first, men only see you as prey,
A trophy to hang on their wall.
A story to tell all of their friends,
A heart that means nothing at all.

If youíre quick to give him what he wants,
Then thatís all you will ever be.
You may wish to believe otherwise,
Though, in the end, you will agree.

You have to change the way he sees you,
You must be more to him than prey.
He has to want to know the person,
He has to be the kind to stay.

Youíre better than just a piece of tail,
A fact I hope you understand.
He has to know that youíre a treasure,
Deserving of that golden band.

So remember how he perceives you,
And ladies, you may think heís sweet.
But his behavior may turn sour,
If you act like a piece of meat.

A man wants a woman he can trust,
Whoís not quick to roll in the hay.
He seeks a treasure worth waiting for,
Who wonít be someone elseís prey.

So if you want to land a husband,
Someone with whom to share your life,
He must see that you are a treasure,
Who heíd be proud to call his wife.

But if thatís not what youíre looking for,
Then live however you prefer.
If youíve ever felt used by a man,
Chances are, you probably were.


Comments on this poem/writing:

Tonya ( -- Friday, December 5 2003, 07:05 am


great advice! Coming from a man it says alot. Every woman should read this poem. I really enjoyed reading all your poems. Please dont stop, your an inspiration.
Megan ( -- Monday, December 8 2003, 12:21 am

Right on!!!!

You go boy!!! I'm going to make a copy of this to show my friends!
Justus Isaiah Richardson ( -- Tuesday, December 9 2003, 08:22 pm

You're giving away our secrets!!!!

What are you trying to do? Make sure none of us bachelors ever get any again? The ladies don't need to know this stuff! This is well written, but please don't ever publish it. Life as we know it could end! - Justus
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